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REQUEST INFO YO'S
_{hey there sports fans, just letting you all know, that i will do requests, one at a time, not all at the same time like so many people think artists can do... and i'll do a request, which means no paying for it!!11!! omfg?! really edocatastrophi!?!? go on!!.....okay...

requests
- basically it means that if you want something dirty, don't think you'll be seeing it on DA any time soon because DA hates that shit...
requests mean pretty much anything, including clothing, which means that if you send me moneys (this is pretty much the only thing you'll pay for is the clothing itself) i'll color all over it for you and make it look all pretty...

and then most of the work that i do is on photoshop, so you'll get a pretty picture all nice and done up for you.

remember, don't be afraid to ask, i'll do anything, just don't look for anything nude related on DA...look on Furaffinity...lol.}

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Seizures and Cupcakes Yayz

Thu Jul 2, 2009, 11:08 AM

_{Sigh, this week has just been a drag I tell you, so much has gone wrong, I've been trying to be okay with this, but nothing ever is okay. My pup just started having seizures again. I found out earlier yesterday that he had had one, and then, when I was at work, I started crying because he'd had yet another one, and we had to put him on basically, enough tranqulizers to take down a lion. He's on meds now, but I'm still upset. He's been running into walls and he's been tripping over himself. If he has a seizure when no one's around but me, I have to restrain him I was told, but how hard is that going to be with a 100 pound dog trying to bite your face off while he's seizing.

I have a new trade to do with =shadowgirl-13 and I want to draw more of ~LostSlivers characters. I don't know why I have such an obsession with her characters! They are just so much fun I don't know what to do with myself sometimes!!!

I'm still offering the free pencil work. So take me up on it peeps!

Umm. I'm changing my mind on how much I'm going to offer for the coyly named "Explosion Pictures" they are now free as well...just let me know what you want me to draw and it'll be done.

And then, my digital work is pretty much the same as it always was...}

QUESTION OF THE WEEK!
_{Why is it always the same thing....Every day when I shove my iPod into my pocket, the headphones always get tangled and I have to spend precious minutes of my life getting them untangled?

Hmm. Answer that one...

Much Love
Edocatastrophi

Stolen From *zooni

Favorites/Info

A
- Available: Nope, Taken

- Age: Who cares right now.

- Annoyance: Preps, nuff said

- Allergic: Everything

- Animal: Canines, Big Cats, Gerbils

- Actor: Don't really have one.

B
- Beer: uhh...anything?

- Birthday/Birthplace: Oct. 20th PA

- Best Friends: =shadowgirl-13

- Body Part on opposite sex: Hips

- Best feeling in the world: Love

- Blind or Deaf: Blind...I wouldn't be able to draw

- Best weather: Very cold and stormy

- Been in Love: Oh hellz yes

- Been bitched out?: Mmhmmm

- Been on stage?: Yup.

- Believe in yourself?: Nope

- Believe in life on other planets: Yup.

- Believe in miracles: Nope.

- Believe in Magic: Nope.

- Believe in God: Nope.

- Believe in Satan: Nope.

- Believe in Santa: Nope.

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yup

- Believe in Evolution: Yup

C
- Car: Old and rusted.

- Candy: Skittlez

- Colour: Blue

- Cried in school: Always.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese

- Cake or pie: Cake.

- Countries to visit: Uhh.. haven't visited any but Germany, Japan, Scotland

D
- Day or Night: Night.

- Dream vehicle: Jeep

- Danced: Daily

- Dance in the rain?: Everytime

- Dance in the middle of the street?: Of course

- Do the splits?: Too fat.

E
- Eggs: Beat

- Eyes: Brown

- Everyone has: uhh...someone?

- Ever failed a class?: C+ D D F F C-

F
- First crush: Boy who hates me...

- Full name: Not for you to know.

- First thoughts waking up: Ugh.

- Food: Chinese, cause I'm fat.

G
- Greatest Fear: Being alone.

- Giver or taker: Giver.

- Goals: To stay alive longer than my 30th birthday.

- Gum: None, I prefer to chew on pens.

- Get along with your parents?: maybe

- Good luck charms: Catholic Charms

H
- Hair Colour: Black.

- Height: short.

- Happy: maybe.

- Holidays: Halloween

- How do you want to die: Hit By A Car, good and fast.

- Health freak?: I'm fat...so no.

- Hate: "Leik OMG!"

I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: Bright Blue

- Hair Colour: Black

- Height: Eye Level, so I don't feel short.

- Clothing Style: Casual, Emo/goth, None.

- Characteristics: Keeps me in place, demanding

- Ice Cream: Doesn't matter.

- Instrument: Kazoo

J
- Jewelry: Piercings. <3

- Job: Fast food, nuff said.

K
- Kids: looking to have 3

- Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing

- Keep a journal?: Yup.

L
- Longest Car Ride: Halfway cross country (3 days)

- Love: Holding on before I fall apart

- Letter: Z

- Laughed so hard you cried: Uh...not lately

- Love at first sight: MmHmmm

M
- Milk flavour: 2%

- Movies: Hard Candy

- Mooned anyone?: Yup

- Marriage: In a few years.

- Motion sickness?: Not particularly

- McD's or BK: BK

N
- Number of Siblings: 8

- Number of Piercings: 4 (or 12, but i can't wear those...i work you know)

- Numbers: 12345678910

O
- Overused Phrases: Bitch

- One wish: ...upon a star

- One phobia: being alone

P
- Place you'd like to live: Germany

- Pepsi/Coke: Coke

Q
- Quail: Bird

- Questionnaires: Meh, Fun i guess.

R
- Reason to cry: Lots of stupid things.

- Reality T.V.: should die.

- Radio Station: too many

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: mmhmm

S
- Song: Crawling - Linkin Park

- Shoe size: too big...(11)

- Sushi: ew.

- Skipped school: always.

- Slept outside: Too scared

- Seen a dead body?: Would like to forget it...

- Smoked?: Daily

- Skinny dipped?: Of course

- Shower daily: uhh...I'd like to, but no.

- Sing well?: I've been told, but I don't think so.

- In the shower?: Yup.

- Swear?: Too much.

- Stuffed Animals?: Umm. too many to count. and I still sleep with them.

- Single/Group dates: Single.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.

- Scientists need to invent: Mechanical Pencils that never run out of lead.

T
- Time for bed: anytime past 11:00

- Thunderstorms: Sometimes I like them, sometimes I don't.

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Never could.

U
- Unpredictable: No, people know when I'm pissed and about to snap.

- Under the influence?: Of luv lawlz.

- Understanding?: I've been told no, but I try.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Green Beans out of a can.

- Vegetable you love: Cabbage.

- Vacation spot: East coast, on the Atlantic Ocean.

W
- Weakness: I'm fat and can't run, so if I'm attacked by a serial killer I'm just gonna stand and take it like a man! lol.

- When you grow up: I don't wanna grow up

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Uh...lemme think about that one.

- Who makes you laugh the most: =shadowgirl-13.

- Worst feeling: Being alone.

- Wanted to be a model?: Nope.

- Where do we go when we die: To limbo pretty much, and then you come back.

- Worst weather: Summer on the east coast.

- Walk with a book on your head?: I do it too much to be safe.

X
- X-Rays: When I fell down the stairs, fell off of a bike pretending to be the wicked witch of the west, and when I nearly broke my shoulder.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: Is not an attractive color unless paired with black.

Z
- Zoo animal: Umm, Snow Leopard

- Zodiac sign: Libra.}

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=shadowgirl-13

1 day 22 hours ago

It's up.

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"Prickle prickle pull pull, stuff you with cotton till your belly is full! Pull pull snip snip, cut up your flesh from your head to your hip!"
-Ume

=edocatastrophi

1 day 22 hours ago

thanks dear.

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_{Amusing and Kind of Sad at the same time...}

=shadowgirl-13

1 day 22 hours ago

yeah, sure

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"Prickle prickle pull pull, stuff you with cotton till your belly is full! Pull pull snip snip, cut up your flesh from your head to your hip!"
-Ume

~penseesenvolees

2 days 11 minutes ago

Thanks for your fav'

=edocatastrophi

1 day 23 hours ago

no problem dear

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_{Amusing and Kind of Sad at the same time...}

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